Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark hoodies and sagging pants (with exposed undies) arrive. 

Surprised, St Peter looks out through the Gates and says, “Wait here. I’ll be right back.” St Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is awaiting entrance. God, irritated, says to Peter: “How many times do I have to tell you? You can’t be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!” 

So St Peter goes back, looks around and lets out a heavy sigh. 

He returns to God’s chambers and says, “Well, they’re gone.”

“The blokes wearing hoodies?” asks God. 

“No. The Pearly Gates.”