A Pentecostal, Baptist, and Catholic were all having lunch near the river. The Pentecostal said, “I bet I could walk on water like Jesus.
The other 2 said, “okay, let’s see you do it.” So the Pentecostal got up and walked right across the river to the other side. The Baptist said, “Well if he can do it I can do it too.” So the Baptist got up and walked right across the river to the other side. The Catholic said, “Well if you all can do it, I can do it too.” So the Catholic got up and fell right into the river! He tried this several times but kept falling in.
Finally the Pentecostal looks at the Baptist and says, “maybe we should tell him where the rocks are.”